petzah394:

Rule

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coelacanthropology:

leolaroot:

list of mammals that are bugs

1. jerboa.

list of bugs that are mammals

1. acorn weevil

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bartmobile:

bartmobile:

do u guys wanna see the best picture of fish i ever took

council has spoken. here she is

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lynati:

janemorris:

janemorris:

undergoing a process of embiggening

good lord

How much water did you ADD?!?

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salty-herba-mystica:

I love my friends I love my friends they deserve the world and everything I hope that both sides of their pillow are the desired temperature I hope a meal they eat next makes them feel happy. I hope they get to see their favorite movie or play their favorite video game. I hope they are filled with happiness and joy.

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effemimaniac:

it’s easy to think the headpats thing is just some gay furry anime meme Not real but then you get your head pet real good and it’s like oohhhh fuck. what the fuck. this is what I have always needed and will need forever now

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jerma be like cocomelon for neurodivergent bitches

gallusrostromegalus:

pilot-star:

Some kneading techniques that I have observed

Mochi, claws out, DIRECTLY into my tender flesh: The Acupuncturist

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grox:

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